Friday, 18 July 2025
Book ~ "Dark Ambition: The Shocking Crime of Dellen Millard and Mark Smich" (2019) Ann Brocklehurst
Friday, 13 June 2025
Book ~ "The Housekeeper" (2019) Natalie Barelli
When Claire sees Hannah Wilson at an exclusive Manhattan hair salon, it's like a knife slicing through barely healed scars. It may have been ten years since Claire last saw Hannah but she has thought of her every day and not in a good way. So Claire does what anyone would do in her position - she stalks her.
Hannah is now Mrs. Carter, living the charmed life that should have been Claire's. It's the life Claire used to have, before Hannah came along and took it all away from her.
Back then, Claire was a happy teenager with porcelain skin and long, wavy blond hair. Now she's an overweight lazy drunk with hair the color of compost and skin to match. Which is why when Hannah advertises for a housekeeper, Claire is confident she can apply and not be recognized. And since she has time on her hands, revenge on her mind and a talent for acting.
Because what better way to seek retribution - and redress - than from within the beautiful Mrs. Hannah Carter's own home?
Except that it's not just Claire who has secrets. Everyone in that house seems to have something to hide.
And now, there's no way out.
Tuesday, 10 June 2025
Book ~ "How to Hack a Heartbreak" (2019) Kristin Rockaway
By day, Mel Strickland is an underemployed helpdesk tech at a startup incubator, Hatch, where she helps entitled brogrammers - "Hatchlings" - who can't even fix their own laptops but are apparently the next wave of startup geniuses. And by night, she goes on bad dates with misbehaving dudes she's matched with on the ubiquitous dating app, Fluttr.
But after one dick pic too many, Mel has had it. Using her brilliant coding skills, she designs an app of her own, one that allows users to log harrassers and abusers in online dating space. It's called JerkAlert and it goes viral overnight.
Mel is suddenly in way over her head. Worse still, her almost-boyfriend, the dreamy Alex Hernandez - the only non-douchey guy at Hatch - has no idea she's the brains behind the app. Soon, Mel is faced with a terrible choice: one that could destroy her career, love life, and friendships, or change her life forever.
Wednesday, 4 June 2025
Book ~ "Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby" (2019) Matthew Inman
- How to comfortably sleep next to your cat
- 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat
- How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies
- A dog’s guide to walking a human being
- How to cuddle like you mean it
It's a quick read as it's just colourful and black and white graphics.
Some of the topics include:
- How to tell if your cat thinks you're not that big of a deal
- Cat vs baby: tactical analysis
- How to cuddle like you mean it
- Diary entries of cats versus babies
Tuesday, 20 May 2025
Book ~ "Crow" (2019) Amy Spurway
With her future all but sealed, Crow decides to go down in a blaze of unforgettable glory by writing a memoir that will raise eyebrows and drop jaws. She'll dig up "the dirt" on her family tree, including the supposed curse, and uncover the truth about her mysterious father, who disappeared a month before she was born.
But first, Crow must contend with an eclectic assortment of characters, including her gossipy Aunt Peggy, hedonistic party-pal Char, homebound best friend Allie, and high-school flame Willy. She'll also have to figure out how to live with her mother and how to muddle through the unsettling visual disturbances that are becoming more and more vivid each day.
Stacey was almost 40, living in Toronto and working for a marketing firm when she discovered she had brain tumours. Having just broke up with her fiancé, she needed someone to take care of her as she was dying so she headed home to rural Cape Breton and moved in with her mom, Effie, in her trailer. Effie works long hard hours as a cleaning lady in a motel and outwardly doesn't have a lot of time or patience for Crow (as Stacey is known at home) feeling sorry for herself. But as we get to know Effie, we find out she really is a caring woman.
Tuesday, 13 May 2025
Book ~ "The Jackass Whisperer" (2019) Scott Stratten and Alison Stratten
Jackasses are those who make our lives needlessly harder. They drive too slowly in the fast lane and too quickly in the slow lane, reply all, heat up fish in the microwave at work and share way too much information about their cleanse on Facebook. They live in our homes, work in our offices and shop at our stores. Jackasses are among us and we have some bad news for you: if you can’t spot the Jackass at the (enter literally any place on the planet), then the Jackass is you.
After a lifetime of research, Scott and Alison Stratten offer the definitive guide to surviving the Jackassery in your life and making the world a better place, one set of noise-cancelling headphones at a time.
Monday, 3 February 2025
Book ~ "The Mother-in-Law" (2019) Sally Hepworth
That was five years ago.
Now Diana has been found dead, a suicide note near her body. Diana claims that she no longer wanted to live because of a battle with cancer.
But the autopsy finds no cancer.
The autopsy does find traces of poison and suffocation.
Who could possibly want Diana dead?
Why was her will changed at the eleventh hour to disinherit both of her adult children and their spouses?
Lucy's mother had passed away when she was young so when she started dating Ollie, she was looking forward to forming a bond with Diana, his mother. Tom, Ollie's dad, was friendly and welcoming but Diana was cold. Even after Lucy and Ollie got married and started having children, Diana never warmed up to Lucy (or anyone else except for Tom).
Sunday, 26 January 2025
Book ~ "The Arrangement" (2019) Robyn Harding
Though more than thirty years her senior, Gabe, a handsome corporate finance attorney, seems like the perfect candidate, and within a month, they are madly in love. At least, Nat is ... Gabe already has a family, whom he has no intention of leaving.
So when he abruptly ends things, Nat can’t let go. She begins drinking heavily and stalking him: watching him at work, spying on his wife, even befriending his daughter, who is not much younger than she is. But Gabe’s not about to let his sugar baby destroy his perfect life. What was supposed to be a mutually beneficial arrangement devolves into a nightmare of deception, obsession, and, when a body is found near Gabe’s posh Upper East Side apartment, murder.
Wednesday, 15 January 2025
Book ~ "I'll Never Tell" (2019) Catherine McKenzie
Twenty years ago, she was found bludgeoned in a rowboat at the MacAllister family’s Camp Macaw. No one was ever charged with the crime.
Now, after their parents’ sudden deaths, the MacAllister siblings return to camp to read the will and decide what to do with the prime real estate the camp occupies. Ryan needs to sell. Margaux hasn’t made up her mind. Mary believes in leaving well enough alone. Kate and Liddie - the twins - have opposing views. And Sean Booth, the groundskeeper, just hopes he still has a home when all is said and done.
But it’s more complicated than a simple vote. The will stipulates that until they unravel the mystery of what happened to Amanda, they can’t settle the estate. Any one of them could have done it, and each one is holding a piece of the puzzle. Will they work together to finally discover the truth, or will their secrets finally tear the family apart?
It's the summer of 1998 and the MacAllisters run a summer camp. Margeaux is one of their teenage daughters and works there along with her best friend, Amanda, as camp counsellors. Amanda is found dead in July and no one was ever found guilty of her murder.
Sunday, 5 January 2025
Book ~ "Our New Normal" (2019) Colleen Faulkner
Monday, 26 August 2024
Book ~ "Baby, Don't Hurt Me: Stories and Scars from Saturday Night Live" (2019) Chris Kattan
Chris Kattan has defied comparison, expectations and sometimes gravity with his inimitable style of physical comedy. By creating some of the most memorable "Saturday Night Live" characters, as well as his many roles in film and television, Kattan has remained one of the most fearless and versatile comedians in the world.
Not long after Chris was labeled one of the improv group Groundlings' "must-see" performers in the company, he was cast on "SNL" - and within the first six weeks, Chris's film career also took off.
Now, for the first time, Kattan opens up about eight seasons on "SNL", performing alongside friends and future legends including Will Ferrell, Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey, and guest hosts from Charlize Theron to Tom Hanks to David Bowie. He also shares stories of his unusual childhood (involving a secluded mountain with zen monks) with Leonard Cohen and Alan Watts. "Baby, Don't Hurt Me" offers an unprecedented look into Chris's life, from his fascinating relationship with Lorne Michaels, a private Valentine's Day dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, an unforgettable flight with Beyoncé and even breaking his neck on live television.
"Baby, Don't Hurt Me" is a candid revealing memoir from a timeless comedian and a window into the world of millennium-era "SNL", from the rehearsals to the after-after parties, as narrated by your hilarious and inspiring friend - who just so happened to be there for all of it.
I recently watched A Night at the Roxbury (I've seen it a few times). When I came across this memoir, I was still kind of in a Roxbury state of mine so thought I'd check it. I know of Chris Kattan from A Night at the Roxbury but hadn't really watched much of Saturday Night Live by the time he was on it ... I was a fan when it first came on but lost interest as I thought it had gone downhill over the years (I don't find it all that funny when I occasionally watch it now).
Wednesday, 15 May 2024
Book ~ "Things You Save in a Fire" (2019) Katherine Center
Tuesday, 5 December 2023
Book ~ "Bentley" (2019) Ellen Miles
Charles and his family are on a camping trip at Misty Valley. When they check in, they see a Weimaraner puppy named Bentley in a cage in the office ... he was found a couple weeks early roaming around and no one had claimed him. The owner of Misty Valley can't keep him and doesn't know anyone else who will take him. Charles gets attached to Bentley and is determined to find him a good home.
Though this book is a quick read and directed at elementary-aged children, I found it entertaining. There is a learning experience and a puppy tip at the end. It is written in third person perspective and first person from Bentley's point of view. It is the 53rd in the Puppy Place series, which currently has 66 books in the series, and works as a stand alone.
Friday, 2 June 2023
Book ~ "Rusty" (2019) Ellen Miles
Lizzie is spending the week at Caring Paws Shelter's new animal camp. Everyone will be assigned a pet pal and she had her eye on Nora, an older dog. But when she arrives, Ms. Dobbins, the owner of the shelter, instead assigns her to Rusty, a young Irish setter with a lot of energy, who is looking for a new home. Working with Rusty, Lizzie discovers that he is easy to train to do tricks as her family fosters him. Lizzie hopes to find that right adopter for Rusty.
Though this book is a quick read and directed at elementary-aged children, I found it entertaining. There is a learning experience and a puppy tip at the end. It is written in third person perspective and first person from Rusty's point of view. It is the fifty-fourth in the Puppy Place series, which currently has 66 books in the series, and works as a stand alone.
Thursday, 18 May 2023
Book ~ "Roxy" (2019) Ellen Miles
Charles and his father are driving home one night when they come across a wounded Cavalier King Charles spaniel and Chihuahua mix puppy by the side of the road. They take her to their vet and it turns out the vet has the puppy's mother and two brothers. Her leg is sprained so the Petersons agree to foster her, and name her Roxy, until she is better and they can find her a home. In the meantime, Charles need to do a science project and decides to see if dogs will do tricks if they are given better and more fun treats.
Though this book is a quick read and directed at elementary-aged children, I found it entertaining. There is a learning experience and a puppy tip at the end. It is written in third person perspective and first person from Roxy's point of view. It is the fifty-fifth in the Puppy Place series, which currently has 66 books in the series, and works as a stand alone.
Saturday, 13 May 2023
Book ~ "Cuddles" (2019) Ellen Miles
Lizzie and her three friends have a dog walking business they run after school. When one of her friends can't walk Misha, one of her dogs, for a couple days, Lizzie covers for her. While walking Misha, Lizzie comes across Cuddles, a teddy bear puppy who is barking and hyper because she's cooped up on a porch. She convinces the elderly owner to let her walk Cuddles for free and Poppy, Cuddle's young neighbour who is crazy about dogs, tags along.
Though this book is a quick read and directed at elementary-aged children, I found it entertaining. There is a learning experience and a puppy tip at the end. It is written in third person perspective and first person from Cuddle's point of view. It is the fifty-second in the Puppy Place series, which currently has 66 books in the series, and works as a stand alone.
Monday, 2 January 2023
Book ~ "Pretty Revenge" (2019) Emily Liebert
From Goodreads ~ Kerrie O’Malley, jobless and in an unfulfilling relationship, can isolate the singular moment in her life when things veered off course - the night she was irrevocably wronged by someone she looked up to. Eighteen years later, when Kerrie sees the very woman who destroyed her life on television, a fire ignites inside her. The stakes are high. The risks are perilous. But she’ll stop at nothing to achieve the retribution she deserves.
Jordana Pierson is a gilded New Yorker who appears to have it all: wealth, glamour, a successful and handsome husband, and a thriving wedding concierge business. Her record is spotless. Her business is flourishing. No one knows the truth about her and the dark shadows of her past.
No one, that is, except Kerrie.
Kerrie and Jordan were neighbours in a small town in Connecticut. Kerrie was 12 years old and watched Jordan, who was 17, and wanted to be friends but Jordan didn't know she existed. One night, the only night they ever met, Kerrie saved Jordan's life. While Jordan was grateful, things happened that night to make Kerrie regret it and vowed to get revenge ever since.
Eighteen years later, Jordan is now Jordana, living in New York City, is married to a rich husband and has a successful wedding conciege business. Kerrie is still in Connecticut and struggling. When she sees Jordana being interviewed, she vows to get revenge on what happened that night 18 years ago. She moves to New York City, becomes Olivia and manages to get the position of Jordana's assistant and gaining her trust and friendship, and sees that Jordana's life isn't as great as she'd like you to think. Olivia starts her plan by sabotaging Jordana and her business without Jordana suspecting a thing.
This is the second book I've read by this author
and I thought it was okay. It is written is first person perspective in Kerrie/Olivia and Jordan/Jordana's voices (the chapters are labelled). Most of the story takes place in present day but it does bounce back to the past so we can eventually find out why Kerrie/Olivia is seeking revenge. The ending came together quickly and was a bit unbelievable. As
a head's up, there is swearing and adult activity.
Sunday, 12 June 2022
Book ~ "Before She Knew Him" (2019) Peter Swanson
Friday, 15 April 2022
Book ~ "Not Like the Movies" (2020) Kerry Winfrey
As the buzz for the movie grows, Chloe reads one too many listicles about why Nick is the perfect man and now she can't see him as anything but Reason #2: The Scruffy-Bearded Hunk Who's Always There When You Need Him. But unlike the romance Annie has written for them, Chloe isn't so sure her own story will end in a Happily Ever After.
Chloe works in a coffee shop owned by Nick. She's good at what she does but she has a lot on the go ... her father is in a home with Alzheimer's and Chloe is his sole caregiver. She is working on getting her BA degree online. Her best friend, Annie, recently wrote a screenplay fictionalizing the attraction between Chloe and Nick, which is attracting unwanted attention. Plus Annie is getting married to Drew, an actor, and in addition to being her maid of honour, Chloe has promised to make a bunch of pies and pompoms for the wedding. The attraction between Nick and Chloe can't be denied but she doesn't have time for a relationship, which adds even more pressure.
Wednesday, 6 April 2022
Book ~ "Her Secret Son" (2019) Hannah Mary McKinnon
Wanting to do right by Logan, Josh begins the process of becoming his legal guardian - something that seems suddenly urgent, though Grace always brushed it off as an unnecessary formality. But now, as Josh struggles to find the paperwork associated with Logan’s birth, he begins to wonder whether there were more troubling reasons for Grace’s reluctance to make their family official.
As he digs deeper into the past of the woman he loved, Josh soon finds that there are many dark secrets to uncover, and that the truth about where Logan came from is much more sinister than he could have imagined.
Josh and Grace are living together and raising Grace’s eight-year-old son, Logan. Josh has been in Logan’s life since he was two years old and considers him his son (Logan’s biological father was a apparently a one night stand and is not in their lives). When Grace suddenly passes away in a freak accident, Josh realizes he has to start the process of formally adopting Logan so he can keep them together. To do this, he needs Logan’s birth certificate and other documentation. If Josh can’t prove that he has any legal right to Logan, he’s concerned they will take him from him. Grace was estranged from her parents and has no other family. When Josh can’t find anything, he requests it from the state Grace said Logan was born in … but there is no record of Logan’s birth. Grace liked living under the radar … paying cash for everything, not wanting to get a mortgage, not wanting to get married, etc. In hindsight, this gets Josh wondering who Grace really was and was Logan really hers? Josh becomes determined to find out who Logan really is, even it if means losing him.
I’ve read a few books by this author and liked this one. It took a weird turn towards the end that seemed unrealistic to me but I guess it had to happen to have the ending make sense. I was satisfied with the “why” thinks had happened. It is written in first person perspective in Josh’s voice. As a head’s up, there is swearing.