tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13906943.post7658663872104606850..comments2024-03-22T19:37:32.189-04:00Comments on Teena in Toronto: Robbie Burns Day celebrationTeena in Torontohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14875608173791872449noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13906943.post-41088936663769038482009-01-28T14:12:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:12:00.000-05:00Sounds like great fun!I've missed the Robert Burns...Sounds like great fun!<BR/><BR/>I've missed the Robert Burns celebration this year, because I had no means of going to the location our band gathered.<BR/><BR/>Last year I tasted haggis for the first time and it was delicious.<BR/>Many people don't bother what's in minced meat or meatloaf, so why bother about what's in haggis.<BR/>It's a real tasty delicacy, you've missed something.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09206799121622681828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13906943.post-69673558653016850482009-01-25T15:20:00.000-05:002009-01-25T15:20:00.000-05:00Tae A FartOh what a sleekit horrible beastieLurks ...Tae A Fart<BR/><BR/>Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie<BR/>Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie<BR/>As ye sit doon amongst yer kin<BR/>There sterts tae stir an enormous win'<BR/><BR/>The neeps an' tatties an' mushy peas<BR/>Stert workin' like a gentle breeze<BR/>But soon the puddin' wi' the sonsie face<BR/>Will have ye blawin' a' ower the place.<BR/><BR/>Nae matter whit the hell ye dae<BR/>A'body's gonnae hae tae pay<BR/>Even if ye try tae stifle<BR/>It's like a bullet oot o' a rifle<BR/><BR/>Haud yer bum tight tae the chair<BR/>Tae try an' stop the leakin' air<BR/>Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek<BR/>Pray tae God it disnae reek.<BR/><BR/>But aw yer efforts gan asunder<BR/>Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder<BR/>Ricochets aroon' the room<BR/>Michty me! A sonic boom<BR/><BR/>God Almichty, it fairly reeks!<BR/>Hope I huvnae s**t ma breeks!<BR/>Tae the bog ah'd better scurry,<BR/>Ach, whit the hell, it's no ma worry.<BR/><BR/>A'body roon aboot me chokin'<BR/>Yin or twa were nearly boakin'<BR/>I'll feel better for a while<BR/>Cannae help but raise a smile.<BR/><BR/>Wis him! I shout with accusin' glower,<BR/>Alas! Too late! He's just keeled ower<BR/>Ye dirty bugger, they shout and stare<BR/>A didnae feel welcome ony mair<BR/><BR/>Where e'r ye be let yer wind gan free<BR/>Sounds like just the job for me<BR/>Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party<BR/>Ower the sake o' one wee farty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13906943.post-60866052259567055212009-01-24T18:13:00.000-05:002009-01-24T18:13:00.000-05:00Wow! What fun! That looks like a very fancy liquo...Wow! What fun! That looks like a very fancy liquor store! Love your blog, Teena, (and those handsome cats)and thank you for visiting me too.Dihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13889316253491109814noreply@blogger.com