I read in today's Toronto Star a snippet about Elaine Davidson of Edinburgh so I Googled her.
According to Wikipedia ...
Elaine Davidson is the "Most Pierced Woman" according to the Guinness World Records. When examined by a Guinness World Record official in May 2000, Davidson had 462 piercings, with 192 in her face alone. By August 2001, when she was re-examined she was found to have 720 piercings. Performing at the Edinburgh Festival in 2005, the Guardian reported that she now had 3,920 body piercings. She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally. The total weight of her jewelry is estimated to be about 3 kilograms. As of May 2008, Davidson's piercings total 5,920. She was born in Brazil in 1965 and is a nurse by trade. She claims she does not drink or use drugs. She is now residing in Edinburgh, Scotland.
I have my ears pierced (two holes in one ear and four in the other) and two tattoos. That's enough for me!